Will Meinen | The Tattler
OMAHA, Neb. — A local man expressed legitimate surprise when he woke alone the morning after a Halloween party.
Omaha native Mike Kraznowski was spotted late Saturday night dawning what could have only been a giant, full-body vagina costume, replete with one lone pubic hair. His roommate, who wishes to remain anonymous, endured Kraznowski’s ramblings Sunday morning after asking how the previous night unfolded.
“I thought it was a sure-fire chick magnet costume. It shows I recognize the power of the vag, but I’m not afraid of it. The anatomy of vagina doesn’t frighten me. So little in fact, that I made a foam vagina costume and wore it in public, in the company of some of my oldest friends. And yet here I am, sitting on my couch in a robe, splitting headache, wondering where I went wrong.”